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Billionaire techmogulIf nothing else, Elon Musk’s X account, which was once known as Twitter, has been “verified since 3000 BCE,” which he attributes to the fact that he is a time-traveling vampire alien. According to information obtained by Knewz.com, the richest man on Earth reportedly claimed to be around 5,000 years old in a lighthearted … Read more
Public health experts are worried that Robert F. Kennedy Jr., also known as RFK Jr., Donald Trump’s health secretary candidate, may limit access to prescribed medications and open the door for more “experimental treatments” like psychedelics and marijuana, or cannabis. According to information obtained by Knewz.com, the vocal vaccination critic has frequently voiced his mistrust … Read more
After his startling molestation indictment, former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries maintains a hidden relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. According to Knewz.com, the indictment charges Jeffries and his life partner, Matt Smith, for sexually abusing male models from 2008 to 2015. In 1992, entrepreneur Les Wexner personally selected the 80-year-old to oversee the renowned clothes … Read more
Conservative gasbagTucker Carlson is giving rise to nightmare fuel. According to Knewz.com, the former Fox News firebrand reportedly claimed that a demon had clawed him bloody-in bed. The 55-year-old Carlson talked about “something unseen” in the documentary about Christianity. He explained that he had found “four claw marks on either side, underneath my arm and … Read more
At his farewell meal at the White House, Joe Biden was overcome with emotion. When First Lady Jill gave a heartfelt homage to her “husband and hero” that highlighted his decades of public service, the president became emotional, according to Knewz.com. Vice President Kamala Harris was conspicuously absent from the celebration, despite Biden, 82, crying … Read more
The emergence of cryptocurrencies has already changed how people use technology, finance, and trade. Digital currencies have become increasingly popular around the world, providing new investment options as well as facilitating easy internet transactions. However, like any new technology, it will take a supportive legal environment, strong infrastructure, and broad backing to become widely used. … Read more
A twisted murdererLyle Menendezis’s new 21-year-old British student boyfriend is unaware of a startling fact. According to Knewz.com, the serial cheater and two-time jailbird who initially deceived his wife Rebecca Sneed twelve years ago was the “prisonwife” of a prisoner named Chino. Lyle had declared his love for Sneed, whom he married in 2003, in … Read more
Russia has warned that UK support for Ukraine might lead to a nuclear conflict. As President Vladimir Putin promised to launch more hypersonic missiles at Ukrainian targets, Ambassador Andrey Kelin called the West’s support for Ukrainian missile strikes on Russian soil a hazardous escalation, according to Knewz.com. Kelin issued a warning that launching Western missiles … Read more
Backstage at a women’s gathering, a long-running argument between Meghan McCain and Kellyanne Conway erupted. Witnesses described the confrontation between the rival couple as “like something from The Real Housewives,” according to Knewz.com. The pair participated in a panel at The Washington Post’s post-election Global Women’s Summit. Following the debate, Conway headed straight for McCain … Read more
Reports that the State Department is holding “therapy sessions” for staff members who were “upset” over Republican nominee Donald Trump’s election victory put US Secretary of State Anthony Blinken in the crosshairs. According to information obtained by Knewz.com, Republican California Representative Darrell Issa recently wrote to Blinken with inquiries about the issue. Following a Washington … Read more