Elon Musk Says He’s a 5000-Year-Old Time Traveling Alien

Billionaire techmogulIf nothing else, Elon Musk’s X account, which was once known as Twitter, has been “verified since 3000 BCE,” which he attributes to the fact that he is a time-traveling vampire alien.

According to information obtained by Knewz.com, the richest man on Earth reportedly claimed to be around 5,000 years old in a lighthearted conversation with internet users on his social networking site.

In the middle of the night on November 24, Musk posted a meme on X that read, “Would you believe it? At 2:30 this morning, my neighbor knocked on my door. I was fortunate enough to still be playing my bagpipes.

At 2:30 am ET, the tweet was shared, prompting several interested followers to ask, “Elon, why are you still awake?”

Musk’s apparent lack of sleep sparked a number of amusing conjectures on the post, one of which read, “Sleep is for those who still don’t know they’re in the matrix.”

A photo in one of the comments ignited Musk’s whole time-traveling vampire extraterrestrial “lore.”

“Also why were you in Canada in 1914, why was your name Raymond Collishaw, and why was your occupation acefighter-pilot?” was the commenter’s question after sharing a historical photo and allegedly showing a “ace fighter-pilot” from the 1910s.

“To be completely honest, I am a vampire who is three thousand years old,” Musk said in response to the comment. Assuming all these false identities over the years is such a struggle.

“You don’t sleep because you re a vampire?” was a response that seemed to challenge the SpaceXCEO to clarify his statement. Musk’s response was, “I’m a time-traveling vampire!”

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Later in the X thread, he elaborated on his classification, stating that he is a “Time-travelling, vampire alien.”

Several more “creative” responses to Musk’s initial post were also included in the thread, including what appeared to be AI-generated pictures of the Tesla founder playing bagpipes.

But the next day, Musk’s “time-traveling vampire alien” allegations reappeared in a post that made him appear to have aged by another 2,000 years.

On X, a graphic designer using the handle “DogeDesigner” shared a screen grab of Musk’s profile, revealing that he had been authenticated since 3000 BCE.

According to his profile, Elon Musk has been confirmed since 3000 BCE. “He posted yesterday that he is a vampire alien who can travel through time,” the person captioned the image.

Musk reaffirmed his amusing assertion after sharing the tweet, writing, “See, this confirms that I’m a time-traveling vampire extraterrestrial! I believe I seem lot younger than my 5000 years of age.

The joke was shared in a number of comments on DogeDesigner’s post, one of which included an old photo with Musk’s face cropped in and the words, “OMG it might be true.” Take a look at this 1920s photo I discovered.

Musk himself responded to some of the post’s comments. For example, one commentator raised the crucial query of what memes looked like 5,000 years ago.

In response, the tech mogul shared an image that allegedly depicted an ancient Egyptian pharaoh standing before a vast desert with the words, “You know what this place needs? That’s giant f—— triangles.

An AI-generated image of a “ancient Egyptian” Nokia phone was posted by one user in response to Musk’s “ancient” meme, with the message, “The phone @elonmusk used back then.”

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In the aforementioned posts, some have noted that although Musk made these comments in a lighthearted manner, his apparent fascination with space travel and his stated goals of “colonizing Mars” may be signs of the truth that lies beneath his “jokes.”

Perhaps the ideal addition to President-elect Donald Trump’s list of Cabinet nominees would be a time-traveling vampire alien.

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