Bloated Action Buffoon Steven Seagal Crushing Scales at 320Lbs — And is ‘Total Pariah’ Whose ‘Pals Are Wishing Him Dead’ Over ‘Insane’ Vladimir Putin Worship
According to insiders, Steven Seagal, a bloated action clown weighing a whopping 320 pounds, is dead. The Russian despot Vladimir Putin’s alleged sex fiend and portly pet is reportedly dead, as revealed by Knewz.com! “He is a complete outcast. When he leaves, nobody will cry,” a Tinseltown insider claimed. Recently leaked video from the Russian … Read more