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EXCLUSIVE: Raging Meghan Markle Threatens to Sack Lawyer Marjorie Norman Witter After She Fails to Bag Simple Trademark for Posh Jelly Line

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Feeling ashamedAfter her powerful lawyer “made her a laughing stock” for wanting to start her own jelly and dog treats company, Meghan Markle has threatened to dismiss him. The Duchess of Sussex, whose marriage to Prince Harry is reportedly on the rocks, has a strong desire to emulate Gwyneth Paltrow’s $250 million Goop lifestyle empire. … Read more

EXCLUSIVE: Anti-Vaxxers Hail Donald Trump For ‘Going After Covid Cartel’ By Picking Leading Lockdown Critic for Top Health Role

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Anti-vaxers have hailed Donald Trump for appointing Jay Bhattacharya, a well-known opponent of the COVID-19 pandemic, as the next director of the National Institutes of Health. According to Knewz.com, Trump’s plan to “go after the CovidCartel” may involve Bhattacharya, a Stanford-trained physician who was a major contributor to the contentious Great Barrington Declaration that opposed … Read more

Donald Trump Drowning in Controversy Over Latest Cabinet Pick of Picasso-Collecting MAGA Donor As Secretary of Navy: ‘He’s Never Served at Sea!’

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Given that John Phelan is a Republican and has no prior military experience, Donald Trump has been under fire for appointing him as his secretary of the navy. According to Knewz.com, Phelan, 60, was selected because of his private equity experience, which Democrats are expected to dispute because the position is often given to someone … Read more

Natalie Wood Drowning Death Mystery ‘Blown Wide-Open’ By Two New Witnesses Who are ‘Pointing Fingers at Her Hot-Headed Husband Robert Wagner’

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The mystery surrounding the drowning death of actress Natalie Wood forty-three years ago has been blasted wide open by shocking new evidence that directly blames her hot-tempered husband, Robert Wagner. According to two fresh witnesses’ shocking confessions, Wood was physically assaulted by the suave Hartstar and screamed for her life before going missing from the … Read more

Crypto Millionaire Faces 25 Years in Hellhole Dubai Jail for ‘Shopping Trip’

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Millionaire British cryptocurrency investor Waseem Khan was arrested in Dubai on suspicion of drug peddling and influencing criminal proceedings due to a disastrous “shopping trip.” According to Knewz.com, Khan was in detention for more than two months, and the cost of making the required legal representation arrangements severely impacted his income. Khan moved to Dubai … Read more

Nuclear Attack Unlikely Despite Putin’s Warnings, US Intelligence Says

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Since the United States gave Ukraine permission to utilize American ATACMS to strike targets deep within Vladimir Putin’s territory, Russia has escalated its aggressive rhetoric toward Ukraine’s Western partners and escalated its nuclear attack threats. But according to U.S. intelligence, a real Russian nuclear strike is “unlikely,” as Knewz.com has learned. In reaction to Ukraine’s … Read more

Read The Sickening Love Notes Trump’s ‘Human Printer’ Natalie Harp, 33, Sent to Ex-Prez… Before Securing Plum White House Gig: ‘You Are All That Matters to Me’

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Weeks after Donald Trump’s historic election victory, the disturbing love notes that the “human printer,” also known as Natalie Harp, delivered to the president were made public. The communications the 33-year-old MAGA entourage member texted the president-elect last year before landing her White House job are available on Knewz.com. She got the nickname because Harp … Read more

The Shocking Secret Cher Left Out of Tell-All Memoir

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The startling sexual secretOnly days after the expected release, Cherleft’s exclusion from the tell-all memoir was made public. The famous singer had an affair with her mother’s best friend when she was just 14 years old, according to Knewz.com. Lawrence Qurik’s book, Totally Uninhibited: The Life and Wild Times of Cher, initially contained the startling … Read more

EXCLUSIVE: Read Sensational Joe Exotic Jailhouse Letter Sent to Trump’s Attorney General Pick Pam Bondi — Begging for Pardon and Accusing FBI of Wild Conspiracy

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With Donald Trump returning in the White House, Joe Exotic is expecting that his chances of being released from prison early have improved. According to Knewz.com, the Tiger Kingstar wrote to Pam Bondi, the president-elect’s new attorney general, pleading for forgiveness. In addition to thanking Bondi, the former TV personality—real name Joseph Allen Maldonado—also expressed … Read more