World War 3 Avoided? Trump and Emmanuel Macron Meet President Zelensky for Crunch Talks in Paris After Don’s ‘Peace Plan’ Unveiled and Mad Vlad’s Nuclear Threats

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky met with Donald Trump and Emmanuel Macron in Paris to talk about a “peace plan” with Russia. According to Knewz.com, the two had a conversation with the Ukrainian leader after the U.S. president-elect made repeated promises throughout the campaign to stop the war quickly. According to reports, the incoming president has … Read more

Mystery: Pope Francis, 87, Seen With Facial Bruising at Event at Vatican City Ceremony

Pope Francis was recently spotted at an event in Vatican City with unexplained “facial bruising” after a string of health problems over the previous few years. According to Knewz.com, the pontiff’s alleged bruises were made public while he oversaw the Vatican’s installation of 21 new cardinals. The 87-year-old head of the Catholic Church’s health was … Read more

Florida Teacher Found Naked in Classroom With Slew of Disturbing Items

After being discovered naked in an elementary school classroom with a variety of reportedly “disturbing” objects and narcotics, a Florida teacher was arrested on Thanksgiving night. According to information obtained by Knewz.com, the instructor was apprehended by the authorities as they were reacting to a burglary alarm that had been set off within the school. … Read more

Inside Exiled Syrian President Assad’s Secret Nuclear Bunker Beneath Home — as Footage Reveals Tunnels Used by Toppled Leader

As rebel forces flooded into the city and broke through the walls of the presidential estate, eventually entering the nuclear bunker beneath the mansion, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad was forced to leave the capital city of Damascus. According to information obtained by Knewz.com, video that was made public following the rebel takeover of the Syrian … Read more

Bloated Action Buffoon Steven Seagal Crushing Scales at 320Lbs — And is ‘Total Pariah’ Whose ‘Pals Are Wishing Him Dead’ Over ‘Insane’ Vladimir Putin Worship

According to insiders, Steven Seagal, a bloated action clown weighing a whopping 320 pounds, is dead. The Russian despot Vladimir Putin’s alleged sex fiend and portly pet is reportedly dead, as revealed by Knewz.com! “He is a complete outcast. When he leaves, nobody will cry,” a Tinseltown insider claimed. Recently leaked video from the Russian … Read more

EXCLUSIVE: Inside ‘Geeky Woman-Repellant’ Barron Trump’s Sad NYU Life

Since enrolling at New York University, Barron Trump has grown angrier. According to allegations that he’s still a virgin, the president-elect’s kid has been called a “typical geek” who is alienating female pupils, according to Knewz.com. Barron is “basically a repellent for women,” according to an insider. Since enrolling at the esteemed NYU, 18-year-old Barron … Read more

EXCLUSIVE: Steely Kate Middleton ‘Determined to Become Just Like Queen Elizabeth’ — After Enduring William’s ‘Affair’, Cancer and Fighting off ‘Pesky’ Meghan

BraveWith her sister-in-law Meghan Markleslinging mud from the sidelines, allegations of her husband’s affair, and a cancer diagnosis, Kate Middleton has weathered a tough time in her life and come out stronger and even more royal. She is the future Queen of England and the bride of Prince William, the heir to the UK throne. … Read more

‘Deny, Defend, Depose’: Cryptic Message Written on Bullet Used to Assassinate UnitedHealthcare CEO Decoded

The three words “Deny,” “Defend,” and “Depose” that were scrawled on the bullet used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson are said to be reminiscent of a phrase frequently used by those who criticize the insurance sector. According to Knewz.com, a manhunt for the masked shooter began when the health insurance executive was killed on … Read more