According to insiders, Steven Seagal, a bloated action clown weighing a whopping 320 pounds, is dead. The Russian despot Vladimir Putin’s alleged sex fiend and portly pet is reportedly dead, as revealed by Knewz.com!
“He is a complete outcast. When he leaves, nobody will cry,” a Tinseltown insider claimed.
Recently leaked video from the Russian propaganda documentary In the Name of Justice depicts the 6-foot-4 Under Siegeblob of fat shuffles through bombed-out Ukrainian towns while straining to put his arms around his enormous belly.
“It’s quite a shock to see how far he’s let himself go, since he used to be so obsessed with his body” , said an insider.
Actresses Jenny McCarthy, Portia de Rossi, and Julianna Margulies were among the at least a dozen women who accused Seagal of rape and harassment before he fled to Russia.
The obese action hero fled to Putinland after a string of obscene accusations surfaced in 2010, and in 2016, the wicked tyrant Vlad gave him Russian citizenship.
Two more women made horrifying allegations in 2018.
When Regina Simons was an 18-year-old extra in Seagal’s 1994 film On Deadly Ground, she accused him of raping her.
In 2002, model Faviola Dadis said that when she went to his hotel for an audition, he had her strip to a bikini and caress her.
Seagal has previously refuted every charge against him. He was called a “bully” by John Leguizamo, who costarred with him in Executive Decision, referring to the action star’s habit of purposefully hitting stuntmen.
One of the hardest stuntmen, Hollywood icon Gene LeBell, put the self-styled tough guy in a chokehold to put an end to Seagal’s violence!
“In a town full of oversized egos, Steven was one of the all-time worst offenders and most hated” , said an insider.
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