Dick Van Dyke, 99, Pushed to the Limit

After disclosing the tragic death of his cherished cat, Bobo, in the Malibu wildfire, legendary actor Dick Van Dyke has generated additional health concerns. The 99-year-old Mary Poppins star and her 53-year-old wife, Arlene Silver, were compelled to escape for their lives due to the destructive, swift-moving fires, according to Knewz.com. In the midst of … Read more

Was Trump Right After All? Ohio Woman Pleads Guilty to Killing, Eating Cat

An Ohio woman has been charged with killing and consuming a cat, following months of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign allegations that Haitian immigrants were murdering and consuming people’s pets in Springfield. However, Knewz.com has established that the woman who entered a guilty plea to animal cruelty is neither an immigrant nor of Haitian heritage. In … Read more

Mutant Black Frogs Found in Chernobyl Suggest Humans Could Return to Radiation Zone

There is hope that people may eventually return to the radioactive zone after scientists recently found mutant black treefrogs in the Chernobyl nuclear exclusion zone. The mutant black frogs were found to be healthy despite the radiation, and their longevity is comparable to that of the bright-green, non-mutated varieties, according to information obtained by Knewz.com. … Read more